Did you think I'd suck you off? Sure, bro-- why isn't my dick in my mouth yet?

My sister's not getting laid, so I threw a stick at her 😅

Fuck, I lost. Now I gotta suck my brother off and swallow his cum

I woke up and I was like. After jerking off, my sister took my dick 🥵

Oh, man, I came in my condom and it ripped 😱 Am I gonna be a father now?

Don't swear, sister, get undressed, we'll solve the problem with sex

I have a hard-on for you... and that would be all right, but you're my sister